… come back to me, I can do better

I hope for their sake they put in a ball pit… and pulled Ronald and Grimace and Hamburglar out of retirement for the occasion

as already gave a result in the past

um, what

literal clickbait

yeah, the alternate timeline

god I wish we were there instead

I’m waiting for the laser sword as a standard option. It’s always a bad idea to buy the first model anyway, and you know it’s coming. I mean who in their right mind rides a robot horse without a light sabre?

in 1995 is used in be close to 10s,

what

Ukraine could offer China? wtf does that even mean?

it really is as simple as attaching the word “freedom” to it, lol

That needless comma in the title, is annoying.

• Some MAGA-Nut somewhere, probably

probably closer to all of 'em

He met up with King Charles a couple days prior, so he’s doing fine. It’s a clear middle finger to this douche clown.

Oh no, Vance got Vance’d… Lucky it wasn’t televise’d

Fix’d it for you

oh no, now I’m gonna get downvote’d

Get fucked JD you complete and utter douchebag

Love,
-The Pope

meh, VE Day, the rise of National Socialism, what’s the difference?

according to the article it’s a tiny smattering of brain cells grown from stem cells derived from his blood, which he donated before he died specifically for this experiment. it is in no way conscious.

Milly Cirus is a trend setter.

*Molly Circus

Trump criticized Zelensky for wanting US missiles, stating: “Listen, when you start a war, you got to know that you can win the war, right? You don’t start a war against somebody that’s 20 times your size. And then hope that people give you some missiles.”

yeah, he never should’ve started it by getting invaded by Russia. he never should’ve done that. and also Biden, somehow. we don’t know what he did, but I’m sure he did something to start this whole thing

hey I have a question: how does everyone feel about “fucktard”? is that acceptable? it’s not a direct insult to persons with developmental disabilities, but it does have a fairly specific connotation that could be useful in certain situations, plus it throws out an F-bomb to emphasize your anger.

but if that’s too offensive for some folks I guess I can just keep using “fuckmouth”, if that’s easier on the ears.

Dude, Peg was so hot, why didn’t he ever want to bang her? Cyclops Peg was arguably hotter though.