How about you just parent your children? But it’s not about the children, that’s just always the convenient excuse

It’s the closeted ones who are always the sassiest

That’s not gender-affirming care

I used to love those. That little Petri dish in the middle of a pediatrician’s office

The GOP is just The Soviet’s 2.0, so too late

Yeah you don’t typically tell the enemy about your secret attack plans

That would be heaven for him

Switzerland’s history

A series of calamities describes Russia very well

Yeah why would you tell the enemy of your plans?

Europeans should get a new hobby, smoking is gross and you smell like burnt shit

Aaron Bushnell, I’m sorry this world doesn’t give enough of a shit to change it’s ways.

Is there an OEM version that I can get more easily?

I’ve been shoving a uv light up my ass, I’ll be fine

He’s a citizen of both countries, he’s as much British as he is American.

He’s been in the Russians pockets since the '80s

It wasn’t actually the rats that caused the plague, fleas and other people were the largest vectors not rats. rats are actually really similar to cats and spend a lot of time cleaning themselves

My feelings towards Trump voters

Trump will bring it back, just wait

Whatever it takes to help age him faster