I’m aware, as a child of the 80’s. Just being stoopid.

What’s a “Sears?”

sprays loch ness monsta spray

Not today!

Bull needs roller skates.

Goat needs gloves.

On the next episode of White People Renovating Becoming Houses!

Weebl made a song, too.

“Fuckin’ crazy!”

But do wiz on the electric fence.

Can’t watch out; they gots m’eyes!

Oh, go take a swim, Numenor.

One of us, one of us, one of us…!

“The same shit your human eyes see, dipshit, just in higher def.”

Thanks, but I’m totally wasted on typhoid over here, i couldn’t possibly do any more!

“Anthrax - snort! - alright!”

Only in a three day operation.

On my World War Z card, yes.

I was gonna say “Dunning-Krugers gonna Dunning-Kruger.”

I just laminated a bunch of cards that say Wile E. Coyote; Super Genius and hand them out. Saves time.

E: ducking autocorrupt

See, the thing is, these people were perfectly fine with everyone else suffering the consequences of their actions, but now they’re bitching because the chickens have come home to roost, and they demand sympathy. No. Show me you’ve learned and you’ll improve before you demand anything from me.

Eta: nobody’s enjoying the schadenfreude because you “voted differently” than them, you disconnected asshats. It what and who you voted for.

Why did we start using steak sauce on everything, anyway?