Found the guy who’s never seen a Prime Minister’s Question Time.

Yeah, well we’re not either.

They didn’t have growth mentality.

I’d gather huge groups of myself and march down the middle of roads to freak people out.

I had an idea to make a Lenmy fork that autotranslates, but it’d probably need a paid API and I’m too lazy.

But it’s night in Germany at roughly the same time as in England.

Hopefully the border agents learned something.

Poorly drawn Cliff Richard seen on a woman’s shoulder in Blackpool (of course).

I tend to stay places where I like my coworkers too long, even though it’s pretty bad for my career. Sometimes you have to balance out the angst at slumming it at a lower pay/position than you should be versus not wanting to murder everybody around you (And also more explicitly senior roles put you in day-to-day contact with more dickheads by their nature.)

When were leftists ever in power?

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I hope Obama wins the presidency back via the traditional leadership challenge of Hell In A Cell and then puts this statuette up his bum on live TV.

Which country is that?

They’re seriously more bothered about there being a trans woman in a different cubicle where you can’t see each other than if it was a lesbian perving on your sounds, or a gay man being at the stand ups and sneaking a look at your winky (12” flaccid before you ask). This is not stuff normal people care about.

I swear I never read White Noise to the end, but then when I watched the movie I kept remembering the scenes from it as they happened until the very end,

You mean like identical twins?

“Learnings” - you’re not fucking Borat!

You can get better at IQ tests by doing more of them and learning the patterns, right? So it’s basically measuring how au fair you are with logic puzzles rather than anything particularly intrinsic.

Are there even enough trailer parks to house these people?

Free-speech absolutists gonna free-speech.