You just described end-stage capitalism

Shouldn’t you be working intently right now, and not researching oranges??

I don’t trust Mark Zuckerberg to not replace all therapists with AIs trained exclusively on his childhood diary.

I wouldn’t trust Mark Zuckerberg to not create an AI that slowly rewrites your internal monologue.

I wouldn’t trust Zuck not to breed an army of hyper-intelligent raccoons trained in lock-picking and subtle social manipulation, release them into major urban centers, and then deny all involvement as he watches the chaos from a floating sensory deprivation tank wired directly into a dolphin’s brainwaves. (I may or may not be in favor of this one)

This is one of the most Japanese things I have ever heard.

Dōmo arigatōgozaimasu

I can’t pay with interpretive dance?! I shall not be frequenting this establishment. Good day to you.

In the US too?! We’re saved!

his Russian counterpart Vladimir Putin stayed away, prompting criticism from Western officials that the Kremlin isn’t serious about the efforts to end the war.

Joke will be on them when there aren’t any more elections

And will, since he can’t run again

Surely Google wouldn’t put an untested, buggy technology directly into production?!?!

Check again

Trash Fire MAX

• People

I was promised self-tying shoes

How could you not know?!

HB 2462 passed on Saturday by a vote of 130-2, with all Democrats present voting yes. Notably, Cain voted against it and said in a statement explaining his vote that he did so because Rep. Hinojosa’s amendment “guts the pro-life purpose of the bill.” He wrote, “As originally written, the bill recognized that the unborn child was an additional occupant. The amendment totally disregards this principle.” This should really give the fetal personhood game away: He only cared about defining an “unborn child” as a person.

Welp, pack it up kids, this one’s cooked

We know! You don’t have to rub it in…😞