Jacob’s dream: based on a true story of two kids who went missing.

The night the lights went out in Georgia: about a guy who gets lynched.

18 and life: kid finishes school and starts doing crime

Def leopard billys got a gun

You build 10,000 bridges and no one calls you a bridge builder but if you fuck one goat

There’s a new game upcoming that’s like balatro but for slot machines

I thought trumps handler wouldn’t let him actually do tariffs

Direct wage theft is the only wage theft. It isn’t wage theft to pay based on supply and demand. It isn’t wage theft if they don’t triple your pay when a computer makes your job easier (or as you would say “keep up with productivity”)

87.4% graduate high school, then people stop being forced to read books and those who never liked reading get out of practice

Get a pregnancy pillow, even if you aren’t pregnant, even if you are a guy. You can thank me later.

College. The middle class is too rich for aid but too poor to pay

Worked great with tariffs

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Your teacher then went on to be a Reddit admin

Hal those aren’t olives, those are peaches

Yeah, do they still make deep fried mac and cheese bites

Stars are holes in the blanket caused by people doing good deeds

As long as it’s capitalized with a 1! at the end

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z_HmDP3lKMI

If you steal a car during the purge do the transfer the title after

Yes, go outside, but don’t do anything that might hurt you, just sit there until the sunscreen sweats off.

We’re too big for coyotes, know to stay away from bears, and can tell other people if we need rabies shots

Like the beach scene in saving private Ryan