You win the internet for today.

Obviously you have to use your fingers, because you need to stick the olives on the ends of your fingers and wiggle your fingers around first before eating the olives.

I only see my imaginary friend when I take too much Benadryl

We are all robots made of meat and bone.

Bridgekeeper : How many beans are in a can of kidney beans?

Sir Lemmylot: What do you mean? An African or European can?

Bridgekeeper: Huh? I… I don’t know that. AUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHH!!

They already said beans

I’m ok with being probed at this point if it’ll get me off this rock.

And the younglings oh god wait no

Hero in the front, party in the back

It’s a large boulder the size of a small boulder relative to an even larger boulder.

I saw a Coke in the freezer at work a few days ago, frozen solid. RIP tasty drink.

I think my first was Linda Carter.

Probably about 50% of the recipe pages that I have bookmarked aren’t even online any more.

God yes

Oh man, yeah. One of mine for sure.

Currently it’s Wolf Like Me by TV On the Radio.

Abbott Elementary is a nice light hearted show. It’s a good palette cleanser to watch after heavier, more serious stuff.

Just round up to the closest multiple of 5.

Cums with its own sauce

Oh hey it’s me in meetings!