Are we sure he even meant to? It looks like it’s a Tesla, so maybe he accidentally put it in Pedestrian Eating mode…

I like you Pete

Why, though? He’s a Neoliberal proponent of Reaganomics Lite and McKinsey grad (but I repeat myself) who keeps failing upwards.

Like water, in fact 😁

#JustColonialThings

if the DNC is asked to choose between their big donors and winning elections, they’ll pick the donors.

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And it always will be, dammit!

From your mouth (or fingers, I guess) to the Flying Spaghetti Monster’s ear equivalents.

That’s just a copout to avoid talking about the real issue: that nobody wants the Clintonian politics that the DNC keeps insisting on.

Are sexism and racism major societal problems that need to be fought against? Definitely.

Do they meaningfully affect the results of presidential elections more than policies and PR strategy? Highly unlikely.

That’s like passing on sewage for dinner in favor of radioactive waste 🤦

The three MPs will not receive their salaries during the suspension and will not be present during next week’s annual budget debate.

There we have it. They’re making sure that Maori people won’t have representation when taking away their rights is debated again.

Fun fact: the Well Rested experience gain bonus works in real life too! Or so I’ve heard…

Thanks for coming to us, speaking words of wisdom!

Nope, Korben Dallas (The Fifth Element)

That’s still not true, relative to emigrating TO the US.

It was coauthored by your dog and both of my cats

For a few more months, at least…

You can’t immigrate out of the US

True. That’s called emigration. Immigration is arriving.

most other countries don’t have nearly as permissive immigrarion laws as the US, especially if you’re not a refugee.

That’s literally the opposite of reality. The US has a problem with illegal immigration because legal immigration takes years, sometimes DECADES, and costs thousands to tens of thousands of dollars.

As for refugees, the US has literally been criminalizing asylum seeking, which is a human right protected by international law that is followed by most countries, for almost a decade.

For the record, medical debt isn’t real debt. Don’t trust me, go Google around for it. Medical debt does not impact your credit score. So just don’t pay.

Fun fact: over half of American personal bankruptcies are at least partly due to medical debt.

Bankruptcy isn’t a magic reset button that lets you off the hook consequence-free (at least not for people with a net worth under $10m), and advising people to ignore debt is ignorantly irresponsible at best, malicious disinformation at worst.

Ja, lad os alle bande på dansk, svensk, norsk, og xhosa!

Well it’s a good thing that being the surgeon general of the entire country isn’t stressful at all, then! 🤦