Look at that tiny little euro cup. McDonald’s cup in the US barely fits through the open window at the drive-thru

Something something AI

Smokin’ Ed’s Unique Garlique. Garlic makes everything better, and this sauce is both tasty and really hot at the same time.

Rename it the “I’m enshittifying in the name of bullshit trends and shareholder value” button

lol

See: girl with trump face tattoo at the top of this thread.

They’re called MBAs and they’re a cancer on society.

What you need, my friend, is a slump buster. Casual sex with a woman you otherwise wouldn’t be interested in. I don’t know if it’s a sixth (or 7th or 8th) sense that women have, but they can tell if you’ve gotten any recently. If you have, it makes you more desirable. Alternatively, a good wank before going out in public, but that’s not nearly as effective. I ended many droughts with a slump buster back in my single days.

I’ve been approached by a woman exactly one time. We’ve now been married for 21 years.

Ok, I don’t feel so bad now. Your obsession goes WAY beyond mine. But I need to go throw out my blue bulb 🤢

He’d be a hero who got fucked by tariffs. Instead he’s a villain who got fucked by tariffs.

In an alternate universe where the world is logical, insurrections are terrorism and firebombing teslas is patriotism.

I used to do that, but I’m wondering if that was part of me developing my current condition.

I’m picturing that Pablo Escobar Narcos meme

Current wanted level by the police would be quite handy

That’s ok, I’ll just disagree with their Terms of Service!

Good news, its range is 150 miles.

Carvana, carmax, etc.

I did

At this point, I’m sure the plan is to let the HW3 cars age out before they could provide the upgrade. It worked on me, I sold my car a month ago without ever getting what I paid for. I look forward to joining the class action suit, but I doubt I’ll ever see a dime in compensation.