Cave Johnson made a lemon for that.

Bonus points if the abyss has tentacles.

What’s outrageous is that our goldfish-brained voters picked up the orange snake again after he bit us the first time.

They knew damn well he was a snake before they took him in.

I saw this headline and was like, “She’s the puppy murderer, isn’t she?” A quick glance at the comments confirms that she is, indeed, the one who murdered her own puppy.

Bro, there’s nothing wrong with the headline. You’re just salty because you had a brain fog moment.

And go where, jackass?

Speak for yourself. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

This whole thread got “You’re so vain” running through my head.

Bro, nuance is for serious discussion and Monty Python sketches, not cheap jokes like OP.

“Leader” of Senate Democrats. I put that in quotes because I’m not seeing any leadership out of the guy. He needs to go.

Well, CEOs do face the risk of meeting green-shirted plumbers, so maybe it’s just hazard pay?

The Orange King has invited you to Lake Gitmo.

Instead of arguing and hair-splitting over exactly how evil this is, how about we just agree on the simple answer of “Yep, that’s some evil shit” and focus the discussion more on what to do about it?

I didn’t say they would. I said they could. Jokes aside, I would be VERY surprised if old Joe got picked for this, both for the reasons you mentioned and because of the decline he’s been going through recently.

You win the award for funniest spelling pedantry of the month.

Psh, details, shmetails.

Guys. Joe Biden is Catholic. The Vatican has an opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.

Shaaaaaving cream! Be nice and clean! Shave every day and you’ll always look keen!

Yet again he proves this true: